Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
A: None! They were all copycats!

Q: When is a cat most likely to run out of the house?
A: When the door is open!

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!

Q: Did you ever see a catfish?
A: No! How did she hold the rod and reel?

Q: What do you call a chubby kitty?
A: A fat cat!

Q: What do you call a cat who works out?
A: A Fit kit!

Q: What do you call a threadbare cat?
A: A shabby tabby!

Q: What do you call an urban feline?
A: A city kitty!

Q: What do you call a cross between a cat and a skunk?
A: A mew pew!

Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens!

Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the duck?
A: Shw became a duck-filled fatty-puss!

Q: Did you hear about the cat who ran up the big phone bill?
A: She called Persian-to-Persian!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kitten with a post?
A: A cat-er-pillar!

Q: What do you call a kitten fight?
A: A cat-astrophe!

Q: What are the last two hairs on a cat's tail called?
A: Cat hairs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kitten and a little girl's harido?
A: A braidy-cat!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a kitten with a melon?
A: A cat-aloupe!

Q: What would you get if you corssed a kitten and a mackerel?
A: A catfish!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and an octagon?
A: A octo-puss!