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    Cat Owner's Prayer

    Because I'm only human,
    It's sometimes hard to be
    The wise, all-knowing creature
    That my cat expects of me.

    And so I pray for special help
    To somehow understand
    The subtle implications
    Of each proud meowed command.

    Oh, let me not forget that chairs
    Were put on earth to shred;
    And what I like to call a lap
    Is actually a bed.

    I know it's really lots to ask
    But please, oh please, take pity;
    And though I'm only human,
    Make me worthy of my kitty!

    Author Unknown

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