Cat Quotes Cat Quotes Page 12 "You can tell your cat anything and he'll still love you. If you lose your job or your best friend, your cat will think no less of you." - Helen Powers "Cats are much like they were when they were first domesticated. They are very independent because they had to be to survive." - Dr. Raymond Hampton "Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." - James Herriot "A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings." - William Ralph Inge "Cats come and go without ever leaving." - Martha Curtis "The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away." - E. W. Howe "Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?" - Fernand Mery "A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude." - Jules Champfleury "He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep." - Saki "All cats are possessed of a proud spirit, and the surest way to forfeit the esteem of a cat is to treat him as an inferior being." - Michael Joseph "There is no such thing as 'just a cat'." - Robert A. Heinlein "A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." - Unknown "There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage." - Carl Van Vechten "Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven." - Lenny Rubenstein "Does the father figure in your cat's life ever clean the litter box? My husband claims that men lack the scooping gene." - Barbara L. Diamond "Every cat is special in its own way." - Sara Jane Clark "We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore." - Mark Twain "If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -- sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved." - Pierre Loti "A cat is nobody's fool." - Heywood Brown "The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...it's also the reason they hate birds." - K.C. Buffington "Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs." - Desmond Morris "My cat speaks sign language with her tail." - Robert A. Stern "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick "In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods, they have not forgotten this." - Unknown "A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps; but how can it prove its title?" - Mark Twain "When I raise a cat from kittenhood, it learns to read me so well that it can con me and predict what I'm going to do. A young adult cat doesn't know what to expect from me and I don't know what to expect from it, so we immediately have each other's attention." - Karl Lewis Miller Cat Quotes Page 13 © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.