Cat Quotes Cat Quotes Page 4 Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. - Jean Burden The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. - Lynn M. Osband Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect. - James Mason Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. - Hank Ketchum Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. - W. L. George As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. - Cleveland Amory Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. - Emile Auguste Chartier Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. - Eleanor Clark Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. - Stephen Baker A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. - Ernest Hemingway If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. - Sir Harry Swanson There are no ordinary cats. - Colette A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. - William Lyon Phelps Cat Quotes Page 5 © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.