Cat Quotes Cat Quotes Page 7 "There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it...The cat covers it up if he can..." - Paul Gallico "People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Unknown "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart" - Ernest Menault "The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer." - Paula Poundstone "If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him." - Drew Barrymore "We have a theory that cats are planning to take over the world, just try to look them straight in the eye...yup, they're hiding something!" - Dog Fancy "Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously." - Louis J. Camuti "When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool." - KC Buffington "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." - Garrison Keillor "If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain "Cats are designated friends." - Norman Corwin "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Crutch Civilization is defined by the pesence of cats." - Unknown "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives." - Mark Twain "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." - Doug Larson "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." - Alfred North Whitehead "His mind is like a steel trap--full of mice." - Foghorn Leghorn "The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls." - Eric Gurney "I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?" - Wendy Liebman "Prose book are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat." - Robert Graves "Winners are different. They're a different breed of cat." - Byron Nelson "The smart cat doesn't let on that he is." - H.G. Frommer "He [the cat] liked to peep into the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also climbed to the top of the stove, discontinuing the practice after he singed his tail." - Lloyd Alexander "Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility." - Stephen Baker Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off." - Michael Nelson "You may own a cat, but cannot govern one." - Kate Sanborn "It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see." - Eleanor Farjeon "The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron." - George Will "If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown "Of all domestic animals the cat is the most expressive. His face is capable of showing a wide range of expressions. His tail is a mirror of his mind. His gracefulness is surpassed only by his agility. And, along with all these, he has a sense of humor." - Walter Chandoha "A dog is like a liberal, he wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't really need to know that everybody loves him." - William Kunstler "An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old." - Carl Van Vechten "The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...its also the reason they hate birds." - KC Buffington Cat Quotes Page 8 © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.