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    Under the Table Manners

    It's very hard to be polite
    If you're a cat.
    When other folks are up at table
    Eating all that they are able,
    You are down upon the mat
    If you're a cat.

    You're expected just to sit
    If you're a cat.
    Not to let them know you're there
    By scratching at the chair,
    Or a light, respected pat
    If you're a cat.

    You are not to make a fuss
    If you're a cat.
    Tho' there's fish upon the plate
    You're expected just to wait,
    Wait politely on the mat
    If you're a cat.

    Author Unknown

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