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    When God Created Kitty Cats

    When God created kitty cats,
    He had no recipe;
    He knew He wanted something sweet,
    As sweet as sweet could be.

    He started out with sugar,
    Adding just a trace of spice;
    Then stirred in drops of morning dew,
    To keep them fresh and nice.

    He thought cats should be soft to pet,
    Thus He gave them coats of fur;
    So they could show they were content,
    He taught them how to purr.

    He made for them long tails to wave,
    While strutting down the walk;
    Then trained them in meow-ology,
    So they could do cat-talk.

    He made them into acrobats,
    And gave them grace and poise;
    Their wide-eyed curiosity,
    He took from little boys.

    He put whiskers on their faces,
    Gave them tiny ears for caps;
    Then shaped their little bodies,
    To snugly fit on laps.

    He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
    To look into man's soul;
    Then set a tolerance for mankind,
    As their purpose and their goal.

    Benevolent ... and ... generous,
    He made so many of them;
    Then charged, with Fatherly Concern,
    The human race to love them.

    When one jumped up upon His lap,
    God gently stroked its head;
    The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,
    "What wondrous love," God said.

    God smiled at His accomplishment,
    So pleased with His creation;
    And said, with pride, as He sat back,
    "At last. . .I've reached purr-fection!"

    Author Unknown

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