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Cat Jokes Page 1

    Q: What color is a happy cat?
    A: Purrrple.

    Q: How is cat food sold?
    A: So much purr can.

    Q: What is a cat's favourite dessert?
    A: Mice pudding.

    Q: How do you get milk from a cat?
    A: Steal its saucer.

    Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?
    A: A purr-snatcher.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary?
    A: A cat that isn't hungry any more.

    Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
    A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

    Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks?
    A: A magic kit.

    Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
    A: Light mouse work.

    Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens?
    A: She wanted to mail a litter.

    Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
    A: Petsylvania.

    Q: What kind of baths do cats like best?
    A: Milk baths.

    Q: What do you call a cat penny?
    A: A purr cent.

    Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
    A: Catch.

    Q: How do you mail a cat?
    A: Use fur-class mail.

    Q: How do you make a cat dizzy?
    A: Give it a tailspin.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
    A: A polecat.

    Q: Why couldn't the cat go to the fancy party?
    A: Her fur coat was at the cleaners.

    Q: Why did the cats sell their homes?
    A: The neighborhood had gone to the dogs.

    Q: Where does a cat hang its wash?
    A: On a feline.

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