Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs.

Q: Why did the dog and cat go toot! toot?
A: They were trumpets.

Q: Why did the cat like to go bowling?
A: He was an alley cat.

Q: What do alien cats like to have for breakfast?
A: A flying saucer of milk.

Q: What do submarine cats use to see underwater?
A: A purriscope.

Q: What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
A: Kit-tea.

Q: Why did Mrs. Cat go to the beauty parlor?
A: She wanted to get a purrmanent.

Q: What do you use to spell "cat?"
A: Kitty letters.

Q: Why did everyone like Tom Cat?
A: He was very purrsonable.

Q: How do you call a barber cat?
A: Yell..."Hair Kitty?"

Q: Why was the baby kitten so irritable?
A: It needed a cat nap.

Q: What kind of cat goes boom! boom?
A: A tom tom cat.

Q: Where did the lonely cat run an ad?
A: In the purrsonal column of the newspaper.

Q: What grows in a marsh and meows?
A: Cattails.

Q: Where did Abe Lincoln's kitten live?
A: In a cat-a-log cabin.

Q: Why was the kitten shivering?
A: It was catnippy out.

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.

Q: Have your heard the joke about the cat on the roof?
A: Never mind. It's over your head!

Q: Why did the cat want to become a nurse?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Q: What kind of cat had eight legs?
A: An octo-puss!

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