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    Q: What do people in England call little black cats?
    A: Kittens!

    Q: When is it unlucky to have a black cat cross your path?
    A: When you're a mouse!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and a donkey?
    A: A Mewl.

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and a pair of galoshes?
    A: Puss 'n' boots!

    Q: What would you get if you corssed a dog and a cat?
    A: An animal that chases itself!

    Q: What do kittens like to put on their burgers?
    A: Catsup!

    Q: What's another name for a cat burglar?
    A: A purr-snatcher!

    Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
    A: Alley cats!

    Q: What broadway show do cats like?
    A: The Sound of Mewsic!

    Q: What song do cats adore?
    A: "Felines...nothing left but felines..."

    Q: What award can a dramatic feline hope to win?
    A: An A-cat-emy Award!

    Q: How do you spell mousetrap in three letters?
    A: C-A-T!

    Q: Which one of your pets should you scare on Halloween?
    A: Scare-de-cat.

    Q: What do you call what cats read to stay up-to-date?
    A: The Daily Mews Purr-per.

    Q: What do you call the place where cats look up library books?
    A: The card cat-alog.

    Q: What do you call a cat surrounded by a hundred mice?
    A: Purr-fectly happy!

    Q: What was the first cat to fly?
    A: Kitty-hawk!

    Q: What do you call a lemon-eating cat?
    A: A Sour puss!

    Q: How many cat have been elected President of the United States?
    A1: Thomeows Jefferson.
    A2: Grow-fer Cleveland.
    A3: James Meowonroe.
    A4: Hairy S. Truman.
    A5: Jimmy Catter.
    A6: Dwight D. Einsenmeower.
    A7: James A. Garfield!

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